Eggman’s Announcement

I’ve come to make an announcement. Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitch ass motherufucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That’s right, he took his fucking quilly dick out, and pissed on my fucking wife. And he said his dick is, “This Big.” And I said, “That’s disgusting.” So I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick! It’s the size of this walnut but way smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like *boom* Thats right baby! All points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like 2 balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so I’m gonna fuck the Earth! That’s right, this is what you get, my SUPER LASER PISS! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher. I’M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama? I pissed on the moon you idiot? You have 23 hours before the piss droplets hit the fucking Earth, now get out of my sight, before I piss on you too.

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Eggman’s Announcement

Eggman’s Announcement is a meme that originated from a fan-dub of the platformer Sonic Adventure 2. The meme consists of Eggman going live on Twitter.Com to rant about Shadow The Hedgehog pissing on his Wife. Thus he pisses on the moon.

Uh oh this guy it’s going to make Eggman’s announcement!

Eggman: “I have an announcement, shadow the hedgehog is a bitchass motherfucker!” (A quote of the meme).