Ego-ese

Those things we say to try and help a brother out when they need an ego boost.

Boyfriend: Hey baby, what did you all do on girls night out?

Girlfriend: Awww Lunky, you know, we just told jokes, laughed and giggled... you know, girl stuff. It was pretty boring really... I sure did miss and think about you the whole time!

Boyfriend: Are you sure you're not just blowing me an Ego-ese?