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Ejaculate Consumption Theory

The theory that consuming ejaculate from a male will increase the testing scores of females giving blow jobs before tests. This theory requires that the male be a reasonably intelligent guy.

The Deviant Gentleman convinced the pretty young lady that if she was to give him a blow job before her test, she would get a higher score. I can't believe she fell for the Ejaculate Consumption Theory.

by Bret Michaels December 20, 2007

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