El Brewsterdoro

Brewster, NY. Because it has been invaded by illegal latinos stealing all the blue collar jobs, and only speaking poor Spanish.

Guy 1: "Dude, I've got to mow my lawn. I'm going down to Main St to pick up some Ecuadorians from El Brewsterdoro."

Guy 2: "Fuck that, shit, they work for mad cheap and suck our economy dry by sending all their loot home, and living 20 to an apartment. I'm going to Mom + Pops and getting you a tractor. Mow that shit yourself, you fucking slug."

Fuck El Brewsterdoro.

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