El Chupacabra de la Frontera

The nickname given by coyotes and illegal immigrants to US Border and Customs agents that patrol the border.

This is because of their big vans that have powerful engines that make big noise, and the fact that no one can out run vans by running. Also the fact that there are Radical Republican Border Patrol Agents that don't mind killing illegal immigrants and act like monsters by separating children from their illegal immigrant parents.

Coyote: Ok we are now in America. So now....*stops talking*
*Lights of a big van turn on in the direction of the small group. *
Border Agent : *Screams on loudspeaker attached to van* "Stop where you are!"
Coyote: *Screams* " El Chupacabra de la Frontera!!!!!!!!! RUN my fellow Mexicanos!!!!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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