El Diablo no Franchesco le Pablo

NOUN: A supposed vampiric leader born in the late 17th century. This high-class, all-evil woman speared men with her spears that she obtained from fellow temptresses Elize and Amara. A fairly tempermental lass, she resides today in the world...somewhere...

ADJ:
1a.To have the most rad personality in the world.

2a.To be the biggest loser known to man.

1b.MY GOD, you're so El Diablo no Franchesco le Pablo I can't believe it!

2b.I'll be darned if my mum isn't the biggest El Diablo no Franchesco le Pablo.