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All that is unholy and evil. El Diablo mercilessly rips the spine from her mate, rendering him a little bitch that caters to her every need. She attempts to gain sole posession of his soul by shunning all his friends and hobbies.
"I can't go with you guys this weekend. I have to wax El Diablo's upper lip and make her French toast on Sunday morning."
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The coolest man since anything ever.
Kittens... Fuzzy kittens... Cute, fuzzy adorable kittens... They are no match for... EL DIABLO!!"
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