elcoholism

ailment caused by extreme infatuation with a certain blonde. symptoms include being welsh, a twin, or growth of eyebrows. there is no cure as such but a way to stave off the craving is to drug the object of your obsession and have your way with her.

There is also another minor form commonly experienced by 14 year olds, although less direct it does require much stalking to fix.

"Look at that elcoholic"
"Elcoholism is a crime"

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