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Elden Ring

No longer a myth!

Elden ring, the spiritual successor to dark souls

by lsjernfknaejglbrejklagbaefd February 24, 2022

97πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Elden Ring

I doubt you could even imagine it, a actually good game for the times we're in.
A Spiritual successor to the DARKSOULS Trilogy, just like the trilogy, bloodborne, and Demon's Souls this too is another banger that doesn't fail. If anyone is talking shit about it and never played a souls game in their life just understand its their first experience with a title like this. These games may be hard but just go with Sorcery or the current Meta Build, if you don't wanna do either there's Co-op.

Discord user 1: "Dude I love Elden ring! I've been playing this game for hours on end and I just LOOVEE this game!"
Discord user 2: "I heard its hard, should I buy it?"
Discord user 1: "It's hard but sorcery builds and co-op can make the game easier, but yea dude totally buy it man. We'll duo every boss in the game."

by Fro_ozo May 8, 2022

23πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Elden Ring

I doubt you could even imagine it. Another joke by George R.R Martin (and this time FromSoftware). Something that does not exist, and never will exist. It's subreddit has gone completely hollow, mindless fiends who have replayed Dark Souls 150 times since the Elden RIng trailer and make memes about going hollow all day, everyday

Guy: Hey, have you heard? they are finally releasing Elden Ring!
Subreddit Hollow: *incomprehensible noises*
Guy: 2053!
Subreddit Hollow: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by PuceAardvark / YouTube September 16, 2020

86πŸ‘ 37πŸ‘Ž


Elden Ring

Slang for butthole/anus

"I'd love to finger your Elden Ring"

by fatadasrw2312414 March 13, 2022

45πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


Elden ring

The greatest use of your time

Friend 1: have you seen Greg?
Friend 2: No, he said he got some new game called Elden Ring, I haven’t seen him all week

by DrYamKnight April 21, 2022

8πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


elden ring

A game being developed by From Software that doesn't exist and will never come out.

OHHHHH ELDEN RING OHHHHH ;((((((((((((

by TroyAndLarryFilledMyBootyHole September 24, 2020

19πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Elden Ring

Oh, I doubt you could even imagine it..... The game that caused a entire fan base to go hollow. The Elden Ring! A game that is so good that it has a dedicated cult to it before release, with its own lore, which rivals the real game itself. Trust me, I am The Holy Miyazaki!

Guy one- Hey, have you beaten Glaive Master Hodir yet?
Guy two- Who?
Guy one- You couldn’t imagine it... I mean the first boss of Elden Ring, that game that made millions hollow.
Guy two- No, I haven’t played, did you?
Guy one- Nobody has to my knowle____
VaatiVidya- Move peasants, I beat him with the power of LORE!!! Bow down to me, fear me weaklings, for I am the only one to ever survive the thousands of stages of Glaive Master Hodir!!!!!

by Miyazaki The God of Soulsborne June 11, 2021

13πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž