Random
Source Code

Elevator Snob

A person who refuses to hold an elevator door open for other parties to enter so they can arrive on their own floor without interruption.

When you "accidentally" miss the open door button and smile to yourself knowing it's a non stop ride to your own floor. The number of elevator snobs in a given skyscraper is directly proportional to the number of floors for said building.

by JiggyMac April 1, 2010