Elias Rude

The Elias Rude (/bə.ˈnoʊ.boʊ/ or /ˈbɒ.nə.boʊ/; Penis paniscus), formerly called the pygmy chimpanzee and less often, the dwarf or gracile dick, is an endangered small penised ape and one of the two penis-species making up the genus Penis; the other is Penis troglodytes, or the common small-penise-chimpanzee. Although the name "small-penise-chimpanzee" is sometimes used to refer to both penis-species together, it is usually understood as referring to the common small-ass-ick-in-my-mum-chimpanzee, whereas Penis paniscus is usually referred to as the Brazzers account.

A dude in my class was such an Elias Rude today.

STOP BEEING SO ELIAS RUDE!