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The kind of person that you want to be your best friend. They are funny and light up a room with their smile. They can make anyone smile. You are lucky to have an Eliot as your friend, they also have the only rational way to spell the name.
Person 1: Hey why is everyone laughing?
Person 2: Eliot is here.
Person 1: OHHH.
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Eliot is the fucking sexiest person every. He has long dirty blond hair and amazing blue eyes. He is a little annoying but kind at heart. He also has the biggest dick in the world. He is tall and is also an amazing runner. If you have an Eliot in your life, grab him and never let go. If you do you'll regret it.
Girl1: whos that hottie in the corner?
Girl2: Oh thats ELIOT hes so popular around here
Girl3 (Faints)
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The most amazing guy in the world. The sweetest guy you'll ever meet. You can't help but smile when you think of him. He's unreplaceable. He gives the best hugs in the world. Sometimes you might question if he's sincere when he tells you that you're special or when he says I love you, but once you're with him he'll show you what he means. If you're lucky enough to get a guy named Eliot, don't lose him... he's irreplaceable
"I have the best boyfriend in the world!😊" "Is his name Eliot?😕" "Yassss" " Oh, well that makes sense👌"
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The name parents give to their son when they want to name him Elliot but feel that there aren’t enough letters in the world to go around.
Dad: I want to name our son Elliot but I think we can save some letters.
Mom: I was thinking that as well, sometimes there just aren’t enough to go around. So let’s name him Eliot.
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Eliot is the only rational way to spell the name sometimes seen as Elliot, Elliott, or the extreme case of Elliotte. Though the name is short and sweet, don't let this fool you-- Eliot is a famous landscape architect with an avid interest in toilet words, a soft taste in music, and a flawless personality often associated with pop rocks rather than water chestnuts.
Eliot is commonly known, in different spellings, as the child from E.T. or the blonde girl on scrubs-- both exemplary forms of the care for other beings (whether extraterrestrial or sick) and spontaneous actions (from riding a flying bike to getting back together with JD). Eliot shows care through generous sharing of alcohol and constant affection to his girlfriend. And spontaneous actions? Besides dandelion dancing and kite flying, Ask about the scar on his hand or the many stories accompanying it.
Let's not forget the great poet and novelists of Britain-- T.S. Eliot (from St. Louis, Missouri) and George Eliot (a woman posing as a man for literary recognition). Both have extraordinary expectations in a rather conservative environment. This goes along with Eliot, a heart and caliber greatly higher than what little Kansas may offer him.
From the words of T.S. Eliot:
"Do I dare
Disturb the universe?
In a minute there is time
For decisions and revisions which a minute will reverse."
Also see "elliot" definition 1.
"Can I buy an Eliot online?"
"No, but if you could he would come with black coffee and a clear water bottle!"
"I love Eliot."
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