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Elk River

A place in Minnesota, that has the mississppi going through it.

I live in Elk River, Minnesota.

by Jace Lynne May 17, 2011

33πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


Elk river

Elk river is a town in minnesota that likes to rape black highschool football players. their preferred method is to use a broom stick located in the rectum. they are horrible at sports and im sure this interesting ritual plays an important role.

BOB: did you hear why elk river cant play football this year?

JOE: does it have to do with what happened in the locker room?

BOB: nothing like a little back room magic..

by fuckanokasports November 13, 2011

57πŸ‘ 62πŸ‘Ž


Elk River High School

Elk River High School is probably one of the worst places ever. If you call some one a name here they will go vape and cut themselves in the bathroom like the emo fuck they are. If a thots ass is hanging out you get your shit clapped for pointing it out. Literally everyone that goes here has an iq of 2.5

Shit I have to go to Elk River High school I hope I don’t see any emos there they might eat my cat or sum shit

by Literally god nigga June 5, 2019

14πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Elk River Idaho

A quaint drinking village with a hunting problem with no law enforcement

This place is basically a bigger Elk River Idaho

by Theidahokid October 23, 2019