Ellen Crab

18 year old girl gets summer job in the canary islands, then goes to the beach on day off. lack of suncream results in horrifically burned face - its oozing and half the skin falls off.
the image is like that of a cooking crab due to colour and texture.

she is told she cant work until her face is better because its too unattractive to be put behind a reception desk.

spanish man: your face looks much better.
hannah: go on Ellen, show them the real skin!
*shows*
spanish man: aaaaaaaah its ellen crab!!!!
(said in accent can also sound a lot like Ellen Crap.)