Ellie Muir

Known for selling crack (occasional heroin). 10/10 definitely would fuck your mom (probably already has). Extremely self destructive but in the best way possible. Aside from that she's actually really sweet and likes to have a good time.

Person #1: Wanna go party?
Person #2: Only if Ellie Muir is there!!!
Person #1: Oh God, she fucked my mom last night.

Ellie Muir

If you have the chance to encounter Ellie Muir, be afraid but also excited. Things with ellie go from 0-60 really quick, but it's so much fun when it happens. You can only hope ellie chooses to bring you along for the crackhead life she lives. Most of the craziness isn't her fault, she just attracts it.

Person #1: Dude, Ellie Muir just went off on that person, it was wild.
Person#2: Yeah but then she apologized and did mo**y with the principal!
Person #1: I'm afraid, but excited!