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Elmo Fat Fuck

A person that takes great pleasure in eating all the food at the buffet (bacon hound), causing one's fat to impede passing through small openings

Elmo Fat Fuck caused a delay at the ISAF headquarters when he got stuck going through the security turnstile, A piece of his fat got wedged in the post. They had to open the vehicle gate while the medics attempted to get him extracted from the machinery

by cdsmurf March 23, 2011

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