Eloise Robinson

Common name of the Southern Hemisphere, given to a select few. The poor souls that are given this historically terrible name against their will.

Rambunctious, cringe-worthy, egotistical putting up a facade of independence and self-worth. The Eloise Robinsons roam around polluting our planet with their opinions and false preachings.

"Woah, who was despicable person?"

"It was an Eloise Robinson "

"Ah I see now, make sure the kids are safe inside."