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Elon's Musk

The manly stench of a man named Elon Musk after he had worked 100 hours during the week and slept on the floor at Tesla.

As Elon Musk slept his usual two hours a week, a collection of Tesla engineers proceeded to sniff him, gaining knowledge of the universe through Elon's Musk.

by Pinhole Pornhole September 12, 2018

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Elon Musk

Dumbest mother fucker alive.

"Wow, thats elon musk! he really is the dumbest fucker alive!"

by dollsgrave July 2, 2023

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Elon Musk

A con-artist with a serious breed kink. Steals money from investigators while cheating with their wife.

Elon Musk: "I'll colonize mars, I promise because I'm genius, so give me your money and let me have a sex with your wife!"

by RTaD6502 August 1, 2022

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Elon Musk

Phony Stark

Elon Musk is a conman, unlike Iron Man.

by iotbw November 18, 2022

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Elon Musk

To have one's employment terminated by one's employer after the latter have an ownership change. Derived from the practice of Elon Musk terminating the employment of numerous Twitter employees after taking ownership of Twiiter.

Present participle: Elon Musking
Past participle: Elon Musked

I have been unemployed ever since the new boss of my old company decided to Elon Musk me.

by Hu753 December 8, 2022

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Elon Musk

Elon Musk is a entrepreneur in every worse sense of that word. Contrary to popular belief, he is no where close to being a genius and is several deviations behind the average intelligence level.

He is in fact the wealthy heir to an apartheid-driven emerald fortune and a profiteering profligate to boot. He is an extreme right-wing moron, a fascist, and just general terrible person to boot.

The man is frankly the definition of main character syndrome with how far up his own ass his head is. Because he has peals of money, the whole world is hostage to his temper tantrums.

Like every other billionaire but even more so, his worthless head belongs in the guillotine basket.

Wikipedia says "Elon Reeve Musk is a business magnate and investor". Elon Musk definitely wrote and locked that article.

by intersectional(femin/left)ist August 1, 2023

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Elon Musk

he is a robot, a lizard, he is coming to steal your robux from your bobux account. He works with the Illuminati and will advertise world domination and will time travel to 1945 and rescue hitler from the clutches of bob

Is Elon Musk the founder of Tesla????

by The Urbanist 69420 edition May 8, 2023

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