EMC

EXCUSE ME CHIEF

“Yo Sloth just shit in the woods and wiped his ass with his golf towel”
“EMC”

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EMC

Eat my clit.... for when you’re a girl and you really just wanna day SMD, but you don’t have a dick so you don’t have to come up with something better before a smartass interjects.

John: “You actually kinda suck some days.”
Kylie: “Well, you know what I don’t care so SMD.”
John: “you don’t have a dick.”

Kylie: “Well then EMC.”

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EMC

“Early Morning Crust” - when one looks rather crusty early in the morning.

“Damn, she has a bad case of EMC.”

“I woke up with EMC today after that party.”

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EMC

Eat my cornhole.

EMC BETCH.

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emc

a dangerous gang formed off the streets of prentice and progress

dont fuck wit me im in the emc

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emc

A Martial Arts Team That "Entertains The Masses." By Doing Choerygraphed fights and gynastics combined with martial arts. The 2 Most Popular Members of E.M.C are Xin Wuku And Jae Phan. E.M.C Stands For Evolved Monkey Combat.

I Heard EMC Is In Town!

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emc

an internet short for "eat my cock"

dude ur such a douche bag, emc

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