EMG

Eat my groin.

"Come here?"
"no. Emg."

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EMG

Early morning glory. That wonderful feeling of waking in the morning, wiping the sleep from your eyes and staring down at the triumphant throbbing member that has risen with no regard for your state of conciousness. (In laymans terms, waking up with a boner.)

Ryan: Why's it taking you so long to get up?

Ricky: I'm pitching a tent down here, I'll probably have to jerk it to get rid of this EMG.

Ryan: Nice

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EMG

Ew My Gawd

OMG for more rude and/or disgusting situations.

EMG, he just like totally vomited and my new flip flops!

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Emged

Emged is the greatest nigga you'll ever meet in 2k. this guy is just an animal. he'll fuck your bitch, eat your sandwich and beat you in 2k all at the same time

I'm scared to face emged in 2k

emg

Excuse My Grammer.

Use this when you are to lazy to actually change your speling mistakes. This will not work on school papers. emg.

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emg

1.an abrreviation for "Er my gosh" used to make fun of girls who say or use omg (oh my gosh) all the time

2. A phrase used in place of excitement of disbelief like omg.

1."Er my gosh, I can't believe she said that"

2."Er my gosh!"

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EMG: Eat My Gina

The female equivalent of "SMD" Suck My Dick. Hey! We live in an Equal Opportunity Environment!

"I briefed the Deputy Commanding Officer on the situation ,and all the little bitch did was pick on the size of my Powerpoint font. She can EMG: Eat My Gina

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