Emilia Sem

an adjective to describe a passive-aggressive fake Italian, mind you, ive bought fake guccie that has more italian in it then emilia sem does. shes still got beef with mama rosa.

hair colour: 6/10 (its just brown so like me tbf)
hair texture: 8/10 (softest ting ive ever touched)
body: 10/10 (someone call nasa bc ive just found a new centre of gravity with the size of emilia sem's bum)
smell: 10/10 (just based on the fact she makes pasta sauce)

i got angry at my mum and threw an emilia sem