Emily Pickles

Emily (noun.) usually pronounced “puh-ding”.

Emily, more commonly referred to as pudding, is a big strong girl who can take on the world! She’s hardworking and dedicated to her career in pot wash, but is a dab hand at Roblox!

Emily sometimes puts on a front, pretending she’s okay, but in reality she’s probably suffering from chronic stummy ache.

Emily’s weakness is the backseat of a taxi, and you don’t want to know what she gets up to back there…

“Damn, what’s that smell”

“It smells like sharts”

“Yeah, it smells like emily pickles”