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Emmert

The act of throwing up in the bathroom trash can while sitting on the toilet with explosive diarrhea.

While out drinking, someone showed me a picture of Karen Peetz wearing a negligee so I had to race to the bathroom to Emmert.

by JoePa409 December 19, 2012

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The Emmert

Turning down the hottest girl in school in order to be with the girl who dumped him for a kid nicknamed cheese

He pulled the emmert by turning down dominique for claire

by Ryan Sweeney March 17, 2006

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the emmert

the act or state of turning down the hottest girl in school for a girl who dumped you for a guy nicknamed "CHEESE"

You fucking idiot.....you pulled the emmert

by Patty Emmert April 23, 2006

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PHILIP EMMERT

A piece of shit who can't lift 2 pounds and doesn't know how to walk. He instead bikes everywhere and acts gay. He flew into a horses ass.

That Philip Emmert tried to touch me yesterday, but he tripped and hit his moobs on the ground.

by Shensep October 28, 2017


Pulling a Mark Emmert

Wildly overstepping authority and punishing the innocent.

The principal was overstepping his authority and pulling a Mark Emmert when he cancelled the Homecoming Parade for four years, just because the boys' cross country team dressed up as seamen (semen, get it, haha).

by waytogo123 October 8, 2012

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