Emmy Salim

An amazing human that will be your best friend forever. They will stick by your side through thick and thin. They're so funny that you laugh at them breathing. BE WARNED. THEY HAVE A VERY AND I MEAN VERY DIRTY MIND. They can be a bitch sometimes, but they good friends smart and pretty. So if you get a girlfriend with a name like this, BITCH YOU BETTER RESPECT HER, CUZ IF YOU DON'T SHE WILL SHOVE BROOMS UP YO ARSE AND SHOVE YOU IN A CUP AND SHIP YOU TO CHINA, AND ALSO HE BFFS WILL COME FOR YOU.

My best friend is Called Emmy Salim and she makes me laugh so much, and just brightens up my day.