emo grass

grass thats cuts itself

Me: i wish i had emo grass
Dude: why?
Me: cuz it cuts itself

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emo grass

grass that sees the gras on the other side of the fence as greener, so in turn cuts itself witout a lawnmower.

"I wish my grass was "emo grass" so it would cut itself"
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im also "emo" but dont cut myself
just a good laugh, somthing we should all do

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Emo Grass

Grass that literally cuts itself!!!

Han: Hey Paul look your grass cut itself isnt that cool.
Paul: Yeah its called Emo Grass its really cool i wake up and my lawns cut perfect.

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