Emo Seatbelt

Those colourful silicone "cause" bracelets that you wear on your wrist. They interrupt the Emo cutting ritual.

Emo 1: "Dude. I was totally going to cut my wrists today, but my Livestrong bracelet got in the way."

Emo 2: "Dude! It's because you were wearing your Emo Seatbelt!"