emo tearz

pronounced "ee-mo teerzz"

not to be confused with emo tears, which is pronounced "ee-mo teerss".

1. a sarcastic phrase used when responding to an emo kid's emoans when he/she is having an emoment.

2. a phrase an emo kid may use when responding to another emo kid's emoans. if an emo kid uses this phrase, chances are, he/she is being genuine.

*Emo Kid 1 is in the corner of the cafeteria, crying*
Normal Kid 1: What's wrong with that emo kid?
Normal Kid 2: Spilled his milk.
Normal Kid 1: Spilt milk, huh? Emo tearz.

Emo Kid 1: ...and I bleed to show the world the depth of my sadness, but alas, my blood runs unheeded.*cries*
Emo Kid 2: *sniffle* You've got me feeling emo-tions!*sniffles, then cries* OH, EMO TEARZ!!!!

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