Emory Sluts

A species of Atlanta slut that frequents Moe's and Joe's on Tuesday nights. Often found coked up on Daddy's dime, sprawled out on the floor of a bathroom getting date raped by a pre-law frat boy. Expect to see fake bake and pearls.

A classier counterpart to FSU's Potbellie's slut.

Hey Emory sluts! Would you like a pearl necklace to go with your pearl necklace?

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