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Empty tissue box

Meaning 1: you recently had a girlfriend over to watch "Fault in Our Stars".
Meaning 2: you haven't jacked off in over two weeks and finally did.

1) I had Patricia over to my house yesterday and it resulted in an empty tissue box.
2)I had Patricia over to my house yesterday and it resulted in an empty tissue box.

by The Maniacal Sponge May 5, 2016