En Cheng

No doubt an Asian guy.

If you catch a glimpse of one in the suburbs, you should definitely start making a wish.
His biggest weakness is being a "Yes" man, making him more of a people-pleaser that one can take advantage of unless he starts standing his ground.
Don't ask an En Cheng to make you laugh. He can't do it on command and will end up telling really bad puns.
If you are looking for a happy night, don't look for him.

But if you are looking for a happy life, he is the right guy.

Known for plain taste in clothes and resting bitch faces, he will make up for it by being the light in the room wherever he goes.
However, are all En Chengs really as happy as they portray themselves to be?

You can only find out if you dig past all the facades he has put up over the years.

Good luck.

By the way, if an En Cheng turns out to be a girl, she is going to be a lesiban.

"Do you think En Cheng will pay for the meal?"
"No Doubt bro, just watch"

"Dude, stop making bad puns. You are not an En Cheng"

"Yo, En Cheng, enough with that resting bitch face"