Encyclopedia of Lies

An autobiography of Mitt Romney.

But since it is so large, it is currently converted to Binders of Lies, containing 5330 separate binders in total.

A : Grunt!

B : What are you doing ?

A : Working out to get to fxxk C.

B : Huh?

A : I'm trying to bench the Encyclopedia of Lies. Can't move it an inch.

*Thought*B : Dumb Jock. C is already in Mitten's binder.