When a male reaches a state of sexual excitement while wearing shorts
Did you see Sean on the beach yesterday?
Yeah, there were a few fit birds in scantily clad bikinis and he clearly gave them an English salute
A English 21 salute is when 42 males line up (21 each side,) and proceed to jerk each other off whilst veterans slice down a slip n slide naked, with fireworks placed in their arse. The act of the veterans sliding down the slip n slide with fireworks and the shooting spunk resemble the 21 gun salute for the armed forces 🫡 🇬🇧
Well, me and George went to our annual army reunion and had the best English gun salute……. My balls are purple and bruised I beat them that hard