Epi-Pen

Epi-pen is the brand name of the most common type of autoinjector of epinephrine (i.e. adrenaline). Because they can be self-administered and are very fast-acting, Epi-pens are commonly carried by persons with severe allergies and a risk of anaphylactic shock. In the US and the United Kingdom, Epi-pens are regulated medical devices and require a prescription.

Let's fast forward. I've dropped the nut bomb on Nutman, and he is, against all odds, falling madly in love with my nut-free self. We have the heavy-panting "let me show you what I like" conversations, shortly followed by the ever-sexy "Let me show you how to operate my Epi-Pen" discussion. That one concludes with, "FYI, I always keep two in my purse, right next to the emergency condom." I am the least sexy person ever to walk the earth.

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Epi Pen

The Epi Pen is the centre of gravity and fate as we know it. The Epi Pen attracts the force and level of zero and Τουρβονικό. If the Epi Pen is combined with an epic pen (which attracts the force and level of ∞ and the Ορείχαλκος Τρίτος) all hell would break loose and the multiverse would implode on itself. The Epi Pen has properties of C (Cenic) and ^ (^Vonhid>). The Epi Pen also possess the power to turn backwards on itself creating QX (Quertus Xeus) Motion. When the Epi Pen creates QX Motion, Physics and Quantumus (A form of Z* Physics) Physics is broken. When Quantumus Physics is broken, Retscev (another form of Z* Physics) will unwind itself creating an infinite loophole where different dimensions and Alternate Universes will collide and reenact the creation of the true HeRA Unisherse. The Epi Pen when stabbed into someone grants them the power of the Stank Dank Spin.

Person: OH SHIT AN EPI PEN! *proceeds to contract ∞ power levels*

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