Epsom College

School fees more expensive than your house, it is the home to the posh cunts of England, with a sprinkle of Asians to boost grades and rugby players with less brain cells than a headless chicken. Known for their Laddish behaviour and huge houses.

Did you see that Epsom College boy, he’s leng but probably fucked all my friends

Epsom College

Epsom College is the common name for Professor Xavier's mansion. It is the base of operations and training site of the X-Men and the location of a school for mutant teenagers, the Xavier Institute for Higher Learning, formerly Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters. It is also the worldwide headquarters of the X-Corporation. It is located in the very clandestine region of Surrey, South-East England. The school's motto is "mutatis mutandis."

In the middle of the quad is the Phoenix Memorial Statue, dedicated to the memory of Jean Grey. Notable rooms include the Danger Room, Sixth form Centre and a room containing Cerebro.

The Headmasters Office of Cyclops and Stevey B is on the top floor. Wilson Pitch is a popular hang-out. Directly below Wilson Pitch is the hangar, which houses many transportation vehicles, as well as aircraft such as the X-Men Blackbird.

I used to attend Epsom College for my education, now I've joined the teaching staff of the common room and become one of the X-Men

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