eptardic

(adj.) An act that is equal parts epic and retarded.

guy 1: Hey what cha up to?
guy 2: I'm about to jump this wood chipper on my tricycle!
guy 1: Well; no matter how this turns out, it will be eptardic.
guy 2: Huh? You're a fag!

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Eptardic

A descriptive term for an action that is both epic in scope and retarded in conception.

A zip line that leads straight to the ground? Vertically? Eptardic!!

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Eptard

Someone who is quite stupid yet funny. Ep is a term of like bruh and tard is retarted. That makes someone Eptarted. It normally works if there last or first name starts like ep or eb or something like that. They are normally cocky and rich but act poor. It is a term of endearment. You can also use it in place as a name.

Eptard what are you doing

Bruh your Eptarded