eptic gamer

A legendary buffoon of the gaming realm, with an uncanny ability to consistently steer into chaos and absurdity, while miraculously blaming every other player within a 50-mile radius. This rare specimen possesses the unique skill of transforming their own relentless incompetence into the fuel for epic tirades aimed at their fellow gamers.

Dude, did you see that guy yelling at his teammates for his own fifteenth death? Classic Eptic Gamer move! Now if only he could master turning left instead of right into that bottomless pit... Maybe then he could unlock the magical power of winning a single game without having a meltdown.