Eric Francis

1) Ruining your career by glorifying sports injuries; 2) someone who felches goats for a living; 3) male model for the goatse website; 4) connoisseur of lemon parties

I really wanted to ruin everything in my life, so I decided to go do an "Eric Francis". Partied hard and became a major a-hole. Now I like to spend my time raising goats and being an Eric Francis