Eric Rosenblatt

Definitely a white kids name, no black niggas would have this name cuz it's white af!!!!! Eric Rosenblatt is the type if guy that goes home from school, lies down on his bed and thinks about life until he realizes that he walked into the wrong house and isn't wearing pants but no ones gonna judge because he's cool as shit! Eric Rosenblatts are sick at rapping and will chop you up with their knife skills. Don't mess with Eric or else he'll call up his squad and they'll each rap battle you until you die of a first degree burn cuz they spit hot fiyah!

Hello, 911? Please help me my body is on fire from being chopped up by Eric Rosenblatt's rap squad

hey is something burning in the kitchen?

"Naw it's just me, I Just got roasted by Eric Rosenblatt :("

OMG DUDE!!! did you shave ur head off!!!?!

"Naw, When Eric's squad destroyed me in a rap battle, my hair lit on fire and burned to a crisp off my scalp"