Eric Tousi

Eric Tousi is a horrible, vile supernatural entity who has been existing on the Earth for upwards of 4.8 billion years. He is possessing a 12 year old child's body to try and attract minors, even though their age difference is enourmous. He also causes every single war and loves human death and destruction. He is death's best friend, and is married to an ugly woman named Shabnam which he inherited his last name from.

Joe: God I fucking hate Eric Tousi he killed my entire Family
Bob: Me too he fucking obliterated by life savings