Eric Trail

A man that is sort of tall.
You could be a jackass to him, and he will play around with you too if you don't get too serious.

He has dirty blonde hair with the bluest eyes you have ever seen.

He is amazing at sex, an great with his tongue. His weiner is huge, so big, it will tear your insides. If you aren't careful, you could fall for him.
It's impossible to not think he is strange, but he is still very fun.

1) Man, that Eric Trail is tall.
2) That Eric Trail's eyes are as blue as pool water.
3) I want to see an Eric Trail's weiner.
4) It is impossible to forget an Eric Trail.