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Erna Solbrent

The prior prime minister of norway, but so severely sunburnt that it made it into her name. Erna Solbrent has never heard of sunscreen, however she did once try to cover her face in cake. As she thought the cream would help cool her face down. The cake didn’t work. She is now forever a living torch.

Oh is that Erna Solbrent in the distance? No its just the sun
Wear sunscreen of your gonna end up like Erna Solbrent!

by Gnomesareimposters May 12, 2022