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When a hooker jerks you off into a spoon and then feeds it to you.
I got an escalante last night and it only cost $15.
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The act of performing consensual sexual activities with a person, preferably girl, and then being accused of taking advantage of her the next morning.
I thought I was out for a night of fun but got the Escalante Special instead.
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I very kind girl with sharp, brown eyes and full lips. She usually has curly hair but decides to straighten it. She can tell if someone is feeling bad. She is good at everything she does, but thinks she is terrible.
That girl Janelle Escalante is very kind and sweet. I like her.
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A large rural valley in southern Utah mostly filled with incestual inbreds, almost everyone is related by blood, and everyone is related by marriage.
It's an area plagued by MAGA and uneducated people, a place where uncle's rape their nieces and get away with it under the protection of the LDS Church.
Unsustainable agriculture is also popular here, people grow the most water-intensive plants for cows who live on the other side of the world, rather than organizing and growing Food for People. These people are facing a pending aquifer collapse and they don't even realize it.
On the weekends the good ol' boys will go out driving onto the dirt roads, getting shit-faced while killing, rabbits chiselers, coyotes or anything that move. They always make sure to toss their beer cans and liquor bottles out into the sagebrush so the wives don't know that they were drinking when they get home. Meanwhile when all the good old boys are romping around, the housewives are popping opiate tabs to deal with their suicidal depression from being objectified by the LDS church and their husbands.
Every Sunday these "good" people have the opportunity to return to church and repent for their sins.
In Escalante Valley many men live by the value system of rape, repent, repeat again.
I'm going to Escalante Valley to shoot some chiselers.