ESCAMILLA Syndrome

Aka "Pretty Woman Syndrome"
STD contracted from whore your trying to save. Symptoms include becoming blind to all signs of being played and used, complete and unexplained urge to try and protect Host Escamilla who infected you, becoming retarded, the inability to stop lowering your expectations, Lose of friends and families respect, and if not separated from Host...death.

Oh man, did you hear Eric and Donnie both caught Escamilla syndrome last month! Those girls are going to invect the entire male population of Spring Branch.

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