Eskimo Envy

Jealousy of people living in cooler climates during the summer heat wave.

This sweltering summer really gives me a case of eskimo envy.

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Eskimo Envy

When you do not get to sleep with someone, who has been intimate with everyone else in the circle of friends. This can lead to the development of Eskimo Envy, whose other symptoms include a proclivity to eat ice cream and frozen yogurt but deriving no joy from the experience, a general frigidity with that circle of friends, as well as the desire to mail order a Snuggie.

Mark, Kyle and Josh and friends. Amy has slept with Mark and Kyle, but not Josh. Mark and Kyle are now Eskimo brothers, but as Josh has not been allowed into the igloo, he develops Eskimo Envy as a result

eskimo brother envy

When a Roomate and/or friend wants to be an eskimo brother becoming a member of the eskimo household

Dude Ashley is coming over tonight--I want to get with her. I have mad Eskimo brother envy

Dude yeah-- join the Eskimo brother household!