Espliffphany (eh-spliff-any)

The moment of sudden and great revelation or realization that oneself requires a spliff (marijuana cigarette).

Derives from the word epiphany.

Spliff Richard: "Gosh Darren, I've just had an amazing Espliffphany (eh-spliff-any) , Let's go smoke a spliff."

Darren: "Noice."