Esser

Most homosexual guy to grace planet earth

Max: "Emil that guy looks like an Esser"
Emil: " Yeah he looks like he slurps semen on the regular"

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Esser

A person who literally sounds like a snake, as in their 'S', 'SH', 'TH', and 'T's all sound like they have been amped up to the point of which your ears bleed.

person 1 "Mrs. Gunther, you know your an esser, right?"
Mrs. Gunther "Jesssssssssssssssssssssica I don'ts undersssssssssssssssssttssand whatttsss you are ttttsssrying tssso ssssssssay, butsss you need tssso gettsss back tsso your ssssssssssssssssseat and sssssshhhut up."

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The Esser

when the girl surgically removed your balls and sews them to her forehead

I gave the kid the esser

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Owen Esser

Most beautiful and sexy man ever

Pulls all the women (and the men even tho he's stright)

Man owen esser pulls all the ladies

Noah Esser

A very good looking cool dude

Hey, that dude is a Noah Esser

Dirty Esser

Using your Feces and spreading them on a piece of Toast and make your dad eat you feces toast

I just gave my dad a Dirty Esser the other day