The sexiest beast of all time. He can steal your girl in seconds. He is also God so bow down to this legend
The collective term for a large pile of garbage.
Or:
Someone who happens to have the name Ethan Brown. Usually is capable of mass murder, if you see an Ethan Brown please run away and call the dogcatcher.
Look at that pile of Ethan Brown over there.
Or: Ethan Brown is a fucking asshole!!
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A perverted or pedophilic male generally seducing larger vegan women or papayas. Portrays cannabalism whilst muffing and generally claims otherwise but don't be fooled - this is his way of claiming you.
The guy that took me home last night was such an Ethan Brown!
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