One of the boys and pretty decent. Sometimes, he will get blue balled but it's ok. He can also have the strong desire to punish girls with his 12-inch cock but his pull game is meh. Nonetheless, Ethan Somerville is obsessed with anal and petites. Use this term when describing a guy who has a big cock but a weak pull game.
Oh wow, I just found myself an Ethan Somerville.