Ethan Workbench

Someone of totally-opposite mentality and life-experience compared to that lazy rich-kid character who was all over the news a few years ago.

Some of the Ethan Workbenches of the world may suffer from indigencetion and otherwise have a boring and/or financially-rough existence, but at least they tend to know the true value of basic decency and responsibility, plus they generally don't go around tilting their noses in the air or steamrolling innocent victims in their father's Ford F-350 after drunkenly playing "spin the bottle" till all hours!