Ethereal Car Button

A button especially designed into the Nissan Murano. It enables the car to have 0 collision with objects around it, so that it cannot get into a car crash. Its other uses include, but not limited to, pulling out of a garage when someone has blocked you in, preventing hitting trees, and driving wrecklessly. The button can also be unattached and used by individuals for various scheming.

Randy took out his Ethereal Car Button (ECB) from his car and randomly started walking into peoples houses. By the time the cops came, Randy was already gone. Using this product for these means is usually scorned down upon, but totally fun anyways!

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